This story is inspired by my dearest brother from another mother, Allis,  in the sense of writing down notes for curious readers. Do note that  this is a descriptive and not meant to be intellectually rivaling  anyone's works nor criticizing any other individuals who feel targetted  by what goes down in the note.
 As some of you who have engaged in current intellectual exchanges with  yours truly, may have already realized that I'm in Temasek Polytechnic  and am in a particular course that deals with the Hospitality and  Tourism. In my current semester, I am made to take on a subject dredged  by many known as Service Skills Management.
 Through this note, I would be scrutinizing the effects on a sane human  being that this subject has. To start the day, even before a preview of  the sun signals the start of the day, I am already up, anticipating the  first encounter and foreseeing the possible outcomes. Reaching at  7.45a.m. was a rule they have selfishly implemented, and from there  sparks the beginning of the grueling 8hours of misery and agony. Truly, a  pale comparison to average day of any other student who would still be  sluggishly crawling around their personal space or still be playing dead  on their bed.
 The first ordeal: No further can fellow students of the same subject get  from 'waltzing in quietly into the meeting room'. Déjà vu of a high  class fish market is seen as three men in suits scrutinize you,  seemingly staring straight through what one is desperately trying to  hide. Negative thoughts are then verbalized and your grooming would be  pointed out to be, a mess. A mundane two hours would be wasted in a  disgusting fashion of screaming and growling by an animalistic teacher  who is in need of no less than fifty sessions with my friend Allis and a  strict diet to put him anywhere near the recognizable shape of a human.
 The second ordeal: Moving into the 'Brunch' break, instead of having a  meal, ignorant offenders were told to get a haircut. I was in the list. I  had already had a haircut which I sincerely approve to be, Short and  Sweet. The animal growled," You call this a haircut?", called out a  monk, who had decided to get education, from the midst of those  gleefully heading for brunch, and proclaimed, " THIS is a haircut."
 Generations have passed since the days where haircuts were all about  shaving one's head, but this animal has been blessed with longevity, and  I shall give it to him that he is the experiencing divine intervention  in the extension of his life span. Deprived of a meal, life must go on  in the boot camp.
 The third ordeal: Faced with an array of utensils and contraptions used  in the queer art of Fine Dining, students are now tasked to remember the  labels of these extravagant items. With about seventy mind-boggling  contraptions to remember by name and shape, the hunger for knowledge is  subtly silenced and the sinking feeling of information overload promptly  informs our cognition that we are going to need a break again. But  alas, this is the precise preparation to set the stage for the final  item on the list of punishments in store for us.
 The Last Boss: It is now made clear, that even if you're going to live  five years shorter, being a left-handed person has its' perks. The  technique of holding a gun known as a tray, and ammo known as bricks is  definitely profound way beyond me. Taught in two methods, tray-carrying  is identified as a physically demanding activity, especially if the  teachers mistake bricks for cups of juices/glasses of wine.
 However, as the minutes tick by, the highly anticipated moment when we  were released has to arrive eventually. The phenomenon known as  'Euphoria' can be studied on the faces of the students, as the cool  touch of your home clothes covers the fatigue accumulated when in the  service uniform. The surge of unexplainable joy is the only reason one  can smile after going through turmoil, only to face the creature again  next week.
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Monday, May 24, 2010
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